Zdras Tvuite: "Hello!"
BIZZARO by Dan Piraro

GK: Excuse me, I'm going in my studio and get back to work. (FOOTSTEPS, DOOR CLOSE. FOOTSTEPS. SOME
TRASH IS MOVED. PAUSE) People say that collage is dead, but I don't believe that and neither does Robert
Rauschenberg. (TRASH, MOVING) I believe that the best is yet to come. I just have to make sure that when the New
York Times discovers the nouveau-collage movement and declares it the newest new thing, they don't mention David
Sweezo. Maybe I should call Rauschenberg. I waited on his table that time. We spoke. It was eleven years ago, but he's
an artist, he'd remember.


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